Over the Edge

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4gifs:

Too many gravities. [video]

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sadtit:

poor people: *buy food*
rich people: if you’re poor then why are you buying things :) you should be eating rocks

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linxsay:

*breaks my own heart from thinking too much*

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Dumbledore:

The dark forest is strictly forbidden to all students

Dumbledore:

Except for detention

Dumbledore:

Where you will be forced to wander around when it's darkest and scariest

Dumbledore:

Doesn't that make so much sense

Dumbledore:

I'm so good at rules

Dumbledore:

Ten points to Dumbledore

Harry Potter: A Summary

Everyone:

HARRY NO

Harry:

HARRY YES

from-james-to-lily:

skinnyballerinas:
I love Harry’s face. Everyone else just kind of looks down, all serious, but Harry’s like “The fuck kind of school is this?!?”
#sassy harry at it again

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eventualprocrastination:

sameoldsorceress:
andispyralgoesmad:
I am never going to get over the fact that this guy directed “Thor”.
Did he though, or did he just obliviate the actual director and stick his name on the credits?

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Lucius:

*loses Draco in a crowd*

Lucius:

*uses wand as a megaphone* HARRY POTTER IS GREAT

Draco:

EVERYONE THINKS HE'S SO SMART, WONDERFUL POTTER WITH HIS SCAR AND BROOMSTICK

Lucius:

found him

kissedmequiteinsane:

asskaban:
terminallycheesy:
i bet at the abc family headquarters just has a big red button on a wall labeled “harry potter marathon” in big letters
And there’s a sign next to it that says “It has been [17] days since our last harry potter marathon”
The higher that number is, the more uneasy the employees feel.
#I think it’s time to push it again says one of the employees

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:
enjolrasactual:
in-love-with-my-bed:
the-winchesters-creed:
ayellowstateofmind:
Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.
if you want information it is
and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin
why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?
There’s the hufflepuff

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ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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the-grimsqueaker-of-hogwarts:

actualangelqueenlourdes:
thedetectivedances:
Harry Potter AU where everything is the same but the Fat Lady is Fat Amy from Pitch Perfect
“i thought ‘hey maybe i should let sirius black in’ and then i thought ‘hm….probably not’”
Sirius: “Let me in or I’ll rip you apart!”
Fat Lady: “I’ve wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously.”

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thanasphere:

gqa1:
Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck
holy shit it was $1 slice day at cosmo’s and I found an unopened pack of Turkish royals on the ground thank you buddy!!!!

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BREAKING NEWS: MOANA

hiccstridforever:

cronuseatsbabies:
JUST LOOK AT HER, LOOK AT HER WAIST AND BUST AND CALVES AND ANKLES SHE’S SO REALISTICALLY PROPORTIONED
DISNEY HASN’T HAD A FEMALE LEAD WITH A BODY THIS REALISTIC SINCE LIKE???? NANI???
CONCLUSION: I’M SO HAPPY
Oh myyyy

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